An Ordinary Building
This is a sign placed in front of a building in Viterbo, an old city located in central Italy. It looks like most signages posted by the Viterbo City Council on the facades of buildings with special architectural significance. However, there's something peculiar about this particular signage. Here's the English translation of the Italian Text:
This sign has sparked differing responses from onlookers and Viterbo townsfolk.
"This building was ddesigned by an unkown architect in an irrelevant epoch and never belonged to an important person. The complex does not show any original architectural solutions, nor does it conserve any important works of art within. No memory is kept of any significant historical events occurring on this site. No known personality was born, lived or died here, nor is any excellent artist or sublime poet still workin here."
This sign has sparked differing responses from onlookers and Viterbo townsfolk.
Parrot disrupts a football match
A parrot is banned from football grounds as he disrupts a match with his perfect impression of the referee's whistle.
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Useless Superpowers
What if one day, while on a plane for a business trip, you discover you had superpowers? You could fly! The catch? You can only do it within the confines of a plane. Woud you want it?
This and more useless superpowers, here.
This and more useless superpowers, here.
Say goodbye to former President George W. Bush in style
Send your goodbye message to the 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush, by writing a letter or submitting a photo at www.solongcowboy.com
Russian Boyband
Don't you just feel bad for them? It seems that they were just made to sing that awful song
Mariah Carrey's "Touch My Body" Korean Style
Full Lyrics:
Tuts My Barreh
oyeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEay
I know that you bean waiting for me,
I'm weighing too
Inma inajinasin I be a lump on you
I know you cop dat fever for me hundrentu
Bo I know dat fir sem my temperetthru
If there's a camel up a hill
then it's Gong Li with me when I do I do
If there's a camel up a hill
then it's asbestos flaygon you too you too
Coz if you run your mother break a bottle
sicker run day boo
I will hunt chu down
Cos baby I'm up in my beegees like a
windy interview
but dis is prry vee bit two in eye
Tuts my barreh
Pull me on the flow
Wrestle me around
Play it wit some more
Tuts my barreh
Throw me on the bay
I juss wanna mek yu fill like yu never dee
Tuts my barreh
Rape me in my thighs
Uh around your ways
Just a little taze
Tuts my barreh
Know you love my cock
Come on a give me water dessert
Bo you can poo me on yolakka branoo eye-tee
I'll honk you berra tara den my favorite cheese
I want you to caress me like a tropical priest
A flororo with you in the carribean se
If there's a camel up a hill
then it's Gong Li with me when I do I do
If there's a camel up a hill
then it's asbestos flaygon you too you too
Coz if you run your mother break a bottle
sicker run day boo
I will hunt chu damn
Cos baby I'm up in my beegees like a
windy interview
but dis is prry v bit two in eye
Tuts my barreh
Pull me on the flow
Wrestle me around
Play it wit some more
Tuts my barreh
Throw me on duh bay
I juss wanna mek yu fill like yu never dee (swallow)
Tuts my barreh
Rape me in my thighs
Uh around your way
Just a little taze
Tuts my barreh
Know you love my cock
Come on and give me water dessert
Don't you like my teddy bear
You won, wanna go Norway?
In the labor luxury
Boys just turn to me
You wanna run for nothing bo
I will give you plankton
Tuts my barREH!
Pull me on the flow
Lesson me around
Play it wit some more
Tuts my barreh
Throw me on the bay
I juss wanna mek yu fill like yu never dee
Tuts my barreh
Rape me in my thighs
Araranyo way
Just a little Tay
Tuts my barreh
Know you love my cock
Come on and give me water dessert
and toss meh
oyEe oyEe oYee oyEe oyEe
a a a a a
ohyEe ohyEe ohyEe oyEe oyEe
a A a A a
hoOOOooOOoo hoo hoo babeh
oooooOOOOOooOOo oo oo tuts my
aaaaAAaaaAaa aah aahh uhaughh
Come on and give me water dessERt!
hoo!
hooooooohohoOho ohooho ahuh
